Sunday, December 13, 2009

I've never liked monopolies. Since I took my economics degree, and even before my involvement in politics, I've found that monopolies are one of the great abusers of humanity. Well, a company called "White Label Marketing" is becoming all things to all people.

It is essentially a dating marketing tool which caters for a number of niche dating markets. Want a granny? White label Dating! Want a Married Affair? White Label Dating!!! Want a fuck buddy? White Label Dating, of course.

I honestly wouldn't worry about it, except all of these various sites share the same database!! You can't join all of them at once, because they are a franchise. You join the niche your interesed in. If you want to contact someone, they need to have joined the same site as you, even if you could see them on another site. Clever move, vert clever, if not a bit dishonest.

If you do go on another site, look for the White Label sign. Just look at the bottom of the site to see who owns it. And if you leave, delete your profile as this will take it off all of their sites. Or at least should do?

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Jinxed II

And so it came to past. Once more onto the breech of a non date. I am quite clearly the nearly man. Let me explain. Again.

I was in correspondence with a few potential women. Now before I’m labelled a serial dater, you never expect to catch or keep all the fish that you harvest.

So, a few women showed promise then moved on, presumably having found someone else to have fun with. It’s clear that women also “play the field”. anyway I digress.

A long forgotten contact suddenly got in touch. The email system from the site was playing up and she thought that nobody was interested. Anyway when it was fixed she contacted me immediately.

OK, she said, lets cut to the chase and fix a date. Date was duly fixed and then, that similar sound of silence. No email, no wink, nothing. Another time waster.

She then pops up in the diary saying she has to leave the site for some unspecified reason. Bah humbug!! never saw that one coming. She only had to wait a week and we could have been curled up under the duvet of an ibis hotel.

Does my face say “hit me baby one more time” on it?

Monday, October 26, 2009

Jinxed or what?

OK, after a fuck fest famine, I got a bit greedy. Not having actually met anyone yet from, I had the opportunity to meet two in one week!!!

Well, you know it would go all Pete Tong, didn't you. Yes, it's me we're talking about.

OK, potential date No1 emails me via the site and says she's taking two days off. Two days, well, I'm not going to say no. So I duly book my day off and confirm that I am ready and available.

Not a sausage from her. Not a single, solitary word. I'm at home, on my lonesome, no company, nothing, just the memory of a woman who I've been in contact with for a few weeks (it was not an out of the blue request) who basically turned out to be a time waster. Doh!!!

The second one I had contacted her, and we had exchanged a few messages. She then sets a date for our meet. It was going to be a Friday, I'd already lined up my excuses to be late home.

She even gave me her email address. As it was a few weeks away, I waited a few days then I emailed her. She wanted to take things off site. No response. I emailed again. No response.

I left a message at the site, well, I did need an address, I couldn't exactly guess it could I?

Well, no contact to me either means that my messages are ending up in the junk box and she doesn't do a regular junk box check, or she's changed her mind. I am going for change of mind.

And guess what, a few days before the event, I get a message. Son is ill. Can't contact for a couple of weeks. Not a sound. Silence is deafening.

She may have been telling the truth, I have no way of knowing, but I do judge people by their actions, and if someone ways, "let's take this offside" then disappears for two weeks, its a loud as you can hear it "fuck you" message.

Why oh, why, oh why do I get these time wasters.

Have I forgotten to take the "take the piss out of me" sticker off my back?

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Love is the bug (consumer testing, part 1)...

Oh dear. Joined this site on recommendation. It trumpeted its freeness. You can get many things for free that on many sites you'd have to pay for. First impressions?

When a horrible bug nag screen came across my profile even before I could finish it (there was no close button to complete the profile) I knew that I wasn't going to like this site.

When you log on again, once again that bloody nag screen.

OK, I'm a hardly person, press on. OK, decided to search. As a free site it must be teeming with eager things ready to meet others for friendship. love and some heavy duty bonking.

My London search yielded only 5 women who had been on the site within the last month. 5 women. Even my UK wide search yielded very few people who have visited the site.

I'd really like to know what is going on??? Anyone else's experience. Anyway, that's a first expression and I've been able to email someone without being charged a penny.

Will visit again soon, but don't really hold out much hope of catching any fish.

I don't want to tempt fate but my famine may be over soon.

On being contacted...

On the website that I am currently on, I think I’ve begun to work out what is happening. When you log on as a new person, the first thing that you do is find other suitable candidates. So, as I have a picture, it is highly likely that I will be one of the first port of call for some women. Many email me with a variation of “You wanna fuck me”. Well, my answer is normally yyyyeeeesss, gerrin there!!! Then I hear nothing from them for ages, and then an email which strongly suggests that they have not bothered to read my email response to their suggetion arrives. Its really annoying.

I find that women, who come with the “wanna fuck"line, are usually testing a number of potential mates, and I am just one of many in line. I’ve never had a liaison with someone who comes on with a “wanna fuck me" message, so I’m less inclined to engage with their games, after all I know I have written to loads of women, and I am just waiting for one to bite. I also find that women with photos are more committed and more lilkey to respond to an email. I’ve never had an email response from someone who has not shown their picture. To me, unless you have some type of picture (and it does not have to be a face, tits or pussy shot) I will not bother to contact them.

Monday, October 5, 2009


On another blog, the writer told about how she was nearly caught out when her hubby stumbled upon her hotmail account, with, well, a lot of very hot males!!!

She was able to blag her way out of being discovered as an adulterous. No such luck for some of the women on a forum which I frequent.

The first one contacted within a few days of becoming a member. She clearly wanted to meet me, unfortunately, her husband found out, and I suspect that she will be in the dog house for some months, so, no pussy for me.

Then I went to the diary which they used for members to report on their exploits. Member no 2 tells everyone her Husband has discovered her antics and has quite understandably gone ape shit.

The third one, well, she was only on the site because her husband cheated on her!!! Well, he found out, but you then had the site of a beautiful woman baring her bum and pussy, and words in big bold letters beneath her GO AND FUCK SOMEONE ELSE'S WIFE YOU SAD BASTARDS. YOUR NOT HAVING MINE!!!

As they use to say on Hill Street Blues. Be careful out there.

Friday, September 25, 2009

So, i'm a magnet for new boyfriends....

Just to let you know I was contacted by another previous IE liaison. She was someone who had totally worn me out in bed. She was a monster. I've had few women who were like her. I've had to pump her really hard, get my finger deep inside her cunt and for good measure, lick her out just to get her really wet.

Once I managed to get her to cum within the hour, she had multiple orgasms, I think 8 on average. But it was her who managed it, and when she wanted me to cum, she'd just push hard, and no matter what I did, I came and jerked her off with force.

I loved it.

Anyway, she's now found her soul mate (which I thought was me). Anyway, they're moving in together (and her five children). I am happy for her, but that's now the second IE contact who has found love after being with me.

Perhaps I'm in the wrong business.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Catch up..

So that even I don't go mad, let me recap where I am with the various ladies not in my life. Well, C has not contacted me since we had two hours of non stop sex minutes after meeting. I hope that she's getting some as her body deserves a seeing to every day.

Shame she lives over 100 miles from London.

B, the one with the abusive husband has finally taken my advice and moved out with her daugther, hopefully never to return. We've still not met. I have been supportive, but I doubt we'll ever meet as lovers.

My bounce backability Church "lover" (we've not had sex yet) has come into and out of my life. Oh, god why do church goers want to have illicit sex when it goes against their religion, and then complain that they want it, but god forbids them from having it.

I hope my time will come soon. She has at last got a vibrator, when beforehand (I had advised her to get one) it was taboo. One day, on our "off" days she texted me. I had some important assignment to complete and she informed me when we were on again that she was ready, really ready for me to entertain her sexually. Drat!!!!

So, there we have it, no lover, no sex.

In terms of IE, I was contacted after my membership was over. I tried via winks to contact her, but for some reason she didn't bother to read my previous email, which would have given her my email address.

Shame, she has now gone hidden profile.

Almost makes you wanna cry.

Women time wasters....

I never really thought about women wasting men's time. I don't mean setting up a meeting and nt turning up, that happens. On Fuck Buddy, I was contacted by plenty of women. The warning signs I've come to learn is when they say "tell me what you'll do to me in bed".

Well, I know its a fuck site, but please, what about the female refrain about treating someone like a person? With a site with more men that women, they must be getting more seriously horny stories to assist them with working that vibrator.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Fuck buddy comsumer test over...

Long time since I've posted on my blog. The main reason is that my consumer testing with fuck buddy ran a lot longer than anticipated, due to their one month free offer. Both the men and woman, from what I can read on the diary page seem to nothing more than wankers and ball rubbers.

The diary is a useful page to find potential fuck buddies, and some were clearly very pleased. Its a shame that men could only read the women's and vice versa. It really would have been useful to read both men and women's post.

The jist seems to be that men like asking for pictures, arranging meetings and not turning up. When they do turn up, they act like pricks. Some are even good lovers, but don't bother ask for a return.

The women seem to ask for sexy stories (lots of them), and because their are more women than men (not like IE), they can play the field. Its amazing how many women forget that they had already spoken to me. When I warned them that I was leaving and not returning, even when they claimed that they were "eager" it really didn't register.

How can so many women get off on reading men sending them descriptions of what the men would like to do with them.

I had one woman from Gainsborough. Lovely place, but 140 miles away. So this lovely women writes to me and says "Hey, send me a sexy story and I might let you fuck me" One Hundred and Forty Miles. Are you that fucking good in bed that I would want to travel that far? Am I that desperate that I would want to travel that far.

No disrespect to her, but I have seen the women in Gainsborough, and One Hundred and Forty Miles is a wasted journey. How many different men did she ask this question so that she could "wank" herself off?

...and no, I have not had a fuck from it as yet. IE, which I have not rejoined as yet, is still the site for men in my position. What a waste of a few months.

Next post will catch you up with where I am with my various IE contacts.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Been very busy...

But not in the bedroom unfortunately. Not sure where I am at present. The bottom line is that I still aint getting some. I'll update you on my complete failure to score soon.

Friday, June 12, 2009

That little blue pill..

Have any of you tried that little blue pill to enhance your sex life? I have twice now. The first time I tried it, I took it half an hour before sex. Bad decision. The sex was great, it worked, but the circumstances were difficult.

It was the second time I had sex with this particular person, and we were getting into a getting to know you sex. While I had made her come a number of times, and she was up for sex, her clit was not ready and she kept it gripped on my member.

So we were in a situation where she wouldn't let me penetrate her, but wanted me to penetrate her, perplexing to say the least!!!

Anyway, it took some really big thrusts to enter her, and by then I became so excited that when she did match my thrust I was beginning to start my come. I called out to her "stop", but that seemed to be an invitation for her to continue. She thrust harder baring down on me.

I had no chance. I had to come. It was a good come, but after an hour and a half I expected the blue pill to help me last longer.

Some people can perform after 14 minutes of taking the pill, but for me, I really needed more than a hour. This is what I did the second time. I even only took half the pill. Boy, did it work!!!

Two hours of thrusting, deep and slow whereas I would only previously managed an hour. I could have gone on for hours and still remained stiff. And the recipient was more than grateful.

I love the blue pill, but is it enhancement or cheating?

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Sexual Deal Breakers...

So I was reading this great blog from YesGirl (life of a serial mistress) from Illicit Encounters on Sexual Deal Breakers, and I found myself nodding, until she came to the cock size. Yes, a man with a small penis is a sexual deal breaker for her. Now apart from touching on my own male insecurities, I find this a fascinating debate.

She doesn't mention what is her minimum size, but I was wondering how many men like me have viewed sex sites with men with over average cocks, fuck women of all ages and sizes for hours on end. How jealous and anxious does that make us? Me, very. Perhaps its the same equivalent of breast size. Would you really go as stiff as a pencil for a woman with small boobs. Thought not. But her breast size might pale into insignificant if other parts of her body are in good proportion, therefore for me, breasts are seen in context to the woman.

I am of the school it is how you use it that matters. I found out that my size is the UK average for male penis which is 7 inches. Not sure about girth, and no, I've not measured my girth as yet.

I can say that "C" as a much younger person, who is a size 22 can't wait to get me into the sack again. Must be doing something right then? eh YesGirl?

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Sorry, been away...

Hi everyone,

Sorry I've not posted for a while. I had to go to Jamaica for a family funeral. Not as exciting as it sounds as it was the rainy, and hurricane season!!! Didn't even get to go for a swim. OK, collective aaaahhhh!!!

Anyway, will be back soon with some nice bits including some discussion on Sexual Deal Breakers, and an update on my quest to get a good fuck.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Beware, horny young women about...

I know have a general rule, which I have broken regularly. By breaking the rule it enforces why the rule is a good one. I hardly ever contact anyone in their 20's. They are invariably out to fleece you in some way or other.

The only exception I have found is "C" who is real, and very eager for our second session, even offering me two days of copulation, the second to celebrate her birthday.

Not sure if anyone else would care to admit whether they have been "had" or not, but this seems a good rule for me, which is why I no longer frequent Gumtree, or Graigslist.

In some good news, my on off relationship with "S" is back on. We are friends, and spent most of the time we had together talking about sex, sex positions, adultery etc. It was real strange. Towards the end she shows me her breasts and her nipples !!!!

I would have been happy to have tasted them as her poured some drink over her nipples, but she resisted, even when I offered my breast or member in return!!!

She kicked me out of the house because we both were very clearly getting horny, and while she would not rule it out, we are for the moment, on a no sex basis.

I can wait.......

Sunday, May 10, 2009

So,why me?I

Perhaps I'm really naive at this game. I just want some extra marital fun. I don't want to hurt anyone, and I don't want to get hurt. So, not getting my hots, I join a site called Fuck Buddies, which advertises heavily with Gumtree.

Soon into joining for a month, I get an email from a fit black woman. Just what I am looking for. After a few more quick texts turns out I am not in her area, and its goodbye.

Then I get another email from a 64 year old woman. Now let me tell you, one of my fantasies is to fuck an older woman. I can't explain why. Its not a mother complex. I don't wanna fuck my mother, but when I was younger I was fostered and the mother, even at my tender age of six was well, real hot. I think its because of her that I have this fantasy.

I had one experience with a 55 year old woman ages ago. I have to be honest and say that she destroyed me in bed. She was so horny, she could have fucked me for two days. Don't ever think that after you've reached 50 its downhill.

I remember my mate taking out a bunch of female pensioners on a coach trip for the day. The coach was stopped by the Police and a young officer tried to board. My mate tried to prevent him. Being an officer of the law he won ~ poor boy.

Those women subjected him to the most lurid of taunts, "get your truncheon out mate and get me a good seeing to", "I'll take it for you big boy" were amongst the tamest.

He retreated so fast, you could almost imagine the truncheon clack on up and down on his member. Well he was warned.

Anyway, I digress.

I get a contact from this woman and she leaves her phone number. What more do I want!!! bingo!!!

She's horny for my member inside her. Well, I'm not gonna disappoint.

Anyway, odd things begin to happen. She's happy to do it in a car. Well, that is horny for a 64 year old. At this point we had not exchanged photo's so I ask for hers, really just to confirm who she is, so that I don't approach some stranger when we meet.

I was confused as I looked at this picture. It looked like a man in drag As there was two different pictures I assume that they were of different people. One had the url for a site called silver daddy so I checked it out. It was for gay men and their lovers. There was no woman in site.

A gay man wanted to make love to me ~ again.

I had earlier had the weirdest conversation with her. She wanted to leave her place of residence as a man and then turn into a woman. I was well and truly confused.

It turns out that she was a man who had an operation down below, so she was effectively a transvestite - assuming that I have my sexual orientation terms correct. She had the bottom half done, but not the top.

My days of passion have been dashed once again.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Consumer testing PII...

I've decided to test two sites. The first was craigslist . A strange site, inhibited by young things, many of the posts were false. When I did get a reply it was to a website where I could sign up to membership to meet the person whom I wanted to make contact with. Why would I need to sign up to a site to do that?

Gumtree was no better. I scoured the girls seeking boys section and again nubile young ladies abound on the site. It was so popular in term of posting that the men's version, which had very little takers was inhabited by male advertising in the women's section. Now unless they wanted girl on girl action, why would the women scour a section devoted to men seeking seeking women. One person wanted a credit crunch liaision, £95 for a blow job and straight sex. Mmmmmm, no thanks.

At one point, I saw an ad for someone who was coming to a hotel in London and wanted someone to service them. They left a mobile number which I texted. Bingo, it was on.

I tried to find the advert in vein.

We exchanged a few more pleasantries via text, never speaking on the phone. At last, the venue came through, and the time was arranged.

I still couldn't find the ad to confirm its content. The gumtree save and search feature is crap. I had hoped to have swapped a photo, but neither of us asked. So, I asked them to describe themselves. I think the hairy chest gave me a clue I was actually speaking to a man, and he thought that he was onto a good seeing to from me.

After confirming that he was indeed a man, our conversation came to an abrupt end, and so did my association with Gumtree. No more, "I need it hot and sticky" adverts for me, as I nearly had that.

Text fuck...

You know, I've made a woman come via MSN. Mind you I had to wank off after we started to describe what we would do to each other. By the time I came to the eating out your pussy part, I was so hard, it was unreal. It was only words. Steamy, dirty, horny words yes, but only words.

I've heard about this type of things but never really thought that it could happen. Well "B", the newest person in my life did a text version. We started off a normal conversation, then she started to talk about another woman. Bewildered, I couldn't answer, then another woman had mysteriously come into our lovemaking. I was having imagined text sex with two women, and we both swapped our ideas of what happened in that bedroom.

I always thought that she was a bit straight laced, but she was more horny than me, and that mystery woman (I made her a BBW Black women, who loved cock and pussy) certainly helped us both out.

It was one of the craziest nights I've been involved it. It got so hot, she simply phoned and said, talk dirty to me. She stayed silent as I described the action of all of us coming in unison, then eventually she gave out a low moan turned round and said in a low whispered tone "gotta go" then texted me "nite" My work was done!!!

Not heard from her in a few days as she now has troubles at home (unrelated to our phone text), so I have left the contacting down to when her domestics are resolved.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Saying goodbye isn't always saying goodbye..

I met and had a disastrous first date with someone from IE. It turned out that she was stalked, and it only stopped when she found the address of the stalker and threatened to report him to his wife. He quite rightly disappeared.

So when she came to me, she already had this in her head. That experience not only ruined her date, but left her vulnerable. She found that while she liked me a lot, and wanted to do things with me, she just couldn't.

We ended badly with me sending her a very rude email, because I was really into her.

Anyway, I decided to be the bigger person and sent her a card. You can get e-cards for free from I would advise you not to play the music, for ANY of the cards. They are real naff.

Anyway, she responds, explains that she is not ready for that type of relationship, and so we have left it. I don't want a girlfriend, she's not strong enough to cheat on her husband as yet.

As she knows, me I have offered my services should she feel the need to get down and horny, but the reality is that I will have to chalk this one down to experience and use my intuition better.

Monday, May 4, 2009

exit left stage "M", introducing "B"...

One great thing about IE is that if you play the game right, if you lose one person, you can pick up another. This one was a bit different. She had 5 other suitors. Did I wear her down? Heaven knows. One left because he was a prick, the others I am still trying to find out.

She has a very difficult relationship with her partner at the moment. She doesn't want to "See how it goes...". There is one other person in the picture, but I am not fussed. If she wants to take on more than one lover good on her. Given the type of unloving sex she has been receiving, she deserves someone(s) who tries to have sex with her in mind.

Anyway, nothing is set as yet, as we have yet to agree our first "chemistry" meeting, which from our texts (50 in one night), and MSN and emails I think will go well. But you never know with women and their motives on IE.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Seems that "m" is off the scene...

Received a strange email from "m" today, talking about the type of relationship she has not entered. Confused I wrote back directly asking her what she thought the relationship was. A friendship, a lover, or just companions. Men don't do subtle. Really, we don't.

I have yet to receive a response from her, and to be honest, neither do I care, nor expect one. I think "see how it goes" meant for her a companion. Note to self, never date a "see as it goes" candidate. It never works out.

Friday, May 1, 2009

consumer testing of web sites...

OK, I was looking at the web for a sex site which catered for men who liked older women. I found The advert was clear about a 1 - 2 - 3 process, and that I would be cumming. What an absolute con. I found my "test" a 78 year old woman. I sent out a text message. Quick as a flash a reply came back to me.

I thought that's quick for a 70 year old.

The site claims that it doesn't do auto responses. Anyway, I get talking to someone, then a photo arrives. Its of a nice young girl. I quickly tell her she's not who I thought that I was talking to. Two separate photos arrive from the same conversation. At this point I hit the stop button and end the conversation.

if they are real, it seems that their role is to keep you texting as long as you can. At £2.00 for receiving a text you can see why. OK, I've learnt my lesson on that one.

Actually I didn't. I tested it again, and when I asked the person her age and she said 36, I said, OK, bye. No I don't wanna talk, I want to get a contact number and address, go round to you and for us to have a good fuck ~ not to waste my money on texts with women who I haven't asked to talk to in the first place.

Next test contact magazine. Wonder what my next £20 (about of charges likely on my bill) will bring for me.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Stalked!!!....and I like it!!!

OK, dramatic title.

I have rarely had a woman write to me about an affair. As those on IE know if you are a man you have to be very pro-active in contacting women. My outbox outnumbers my inbox by 3 to 1. Some women are really kind with their responses "no thanks", "Not for me". I've even had a "Leave your details, if it doesn't work out with new boy, I'll come back to you" twice now. Nothing like being an available spare.

Anyway, before I met "M" I received an email from "C". She was 26 years old, while I am in my late 40's. She was a nice, rubenesque white woman from the midlands. We started our conversation and it went along the lines of;

Me: Your much too young for me (I do like older ladies, my fantasy is to make love to someone 60 or over)

C: Age is but a number

Me: But you live outside London. Its miles to your place.

C: I can come down to your place, no problem.

Me: But we might not like each other and that would be a wasted journey for both of us (we had agreed to meet before the test the "chemistry")

It turns out that she was single and hadn't had sex for 10 months. We both got on MSN and started to talk. Through talk and email I learned never to refer to her age. I have not done so nice as she is the most mature person I have met.

Anyway, what she wanted was a good fuck, and our MSN sessions were cybersex in its true sense. In more than one session she almost came as we talked about what we would do to each other. I on more than one occasion had to have a wank, I was ssssssssssssssoooooooooooooo horny.

Eventually, it all got the better of us and we agreed that I would book a hotel (Ibis is great to book as you can cancel on the same day if things go tits up) and meet to test the chemistry beforehand.

I drove up to the Midlands, it took me three hours, on a journey that should have taken half the time. Roadworks, and a woman who decided to shunt into me delaying the journey.

When I got to the meeting place an offer of a drink was swiftly refused as I said "lets go". She was fit to fuck, and boy I wanted to fuck her the moment I saw her at our meeting place. She was around 5' 6" and a size 22. Not being big on women's sizes, a 22 means next to nothing to me. Now I know.

We had some of the best sex I had in my life. She went down on my, I went down on her, and soon she simply said, "I want you inside me", well, I didn't need more encouragement then that, and for two hours we humped and heaved and moaned as we changed positions.

I love it deep and slow, and as she has now asked for part two, I now know that she likes it. I never made her cum, she was so wet, but this time, she will cum.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

A lazy saturday with "m"..

Took "M" out today up the West End. It was reallly pleasant. Didn't know you had to do so much walking to find some components for a camera. She is shy, so I stepped into the breach with my manly commands, asking the shop assistants pointedly about make, and price.

I think I did it in a way to leave her with the option of saying, "let's move on and compare prices with other shops". I was eager not to take over. Again, she was frisky, but as a poster has said "interested, but no promises". I really hope that six months down the line, where still not at this frisky stage, i'd go mad.

It was a very tiring day, and its probably the most tired I've felt in a long time during the day without actually having a good fuck.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

See how it goes....

Can someone explain to me what "see how it goes" well, goes? If you get frisky with someone on a first date like "m" has with me. What more do you need to find out, inside trousers measurements? I am taking "m" out on Saturday. I suspect that we will end up being frisky, but she will still say "see how it goes..."

All I can say is that I'm damn horny and don't want to see how it goes. I want some bed action. OK, it helps us develop our relationship, but in all honesty, IE is a sexual relationship site. Granted some use it to find love, others companionship, but most use it for sex, even in a "loving" relationship.

So what is see as it goes?

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

A first date......

Been in contact with "M" for a week or so. When I went on our first date with her it was real funny. We met nearly around the same place at a London main line station. She rang me, but my phone didn't pick up. I rang her back (I checked my phone) and I saw her articulating as I asked her questions.

She wondered how I knew it was her. Well, she did look like her picture only more curves, much more curves, her body gestures were in tune with my call, and there weren't many other chocolate coloured women around.

You learn a lot about a woman on a first date. You guys should try the "what would you like to eat / where would you like to go" if its a general first meet. For me, the question tells me if she's decisive, or is happy to let the man lead. Males leading on a first date does not mean leading all the time, but just lodge it in your brain. You might find your the one thinking about exciting places to go outside of the bedroom.

Anyway, I venture her to a bar inside the station. I've been here before so for me its safe. I know how to order, the payment process so I look good and in command.

I show her the menu. Again, blank expression. I feel that tonight I've really got my work cut out.

I then suggest some Indian food for both of us to eat. Acquiesce again on her part. It makes you think. Is this woman a serial dater and a way for her to get free food (I always pay on a first date, we can double dutch later).

She tells me she's shy. OOOOkkkaaaaay, that explains a lot. She then goes on have a sparking conversation with me, telling me about her other terrible dates. She's surprisingly conversant for a shy girl and I feel easy in her company.

But something is missing.

God, if I was in a hotel room, we'd be banging all night long. So I take the initiative. I say, "I'm gonna give you a cuddle". Not only doesn't she protest, but we start some deep tongue massage.

Bingo - this is what you're like when you haven't had sex for three years.

Soon our hands are all over each other, proper love birds. I try the stiff willy trick. Will she stroke my penis on a first date? Will she let me rub her clit?

OK, school boy "tests" but it almost worked. The little rub I got before she pulled my hand away told me that she was getting wet.

Now I've done "Internet" sex, where you describe sex acts and the person on the other end really gets hot. I've made one or two women either cum, or as near to cum as possible. But I've never tried it on someone who was right next to me.

I started to describe what i would do to her breast. They were big and succulent. You coud bury your head in them and get lost. I described how I'd work my tongue down to her clit. I described how I'd get her wet orally before entering her. I've never heard a woman moan so much feeling hot and horny, and trying at the same time not to cum in public. It was a sight I will treasure.

Anyway, to her credit she didn't want to rush me to a hotel and fuck me. But for me, more importantly we had a connection. And that is what I wanted.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Its so hard being on a sex relationship site

If you've never been on a site trying to get a "date" you'll never know what I mean. Both men and woman are on their for their own reason. Both are mercenary in their approach. Forget things like "personality more important than looks", its all bullshit.

Both men and women are on the sites with an agenda. You just have to hope that that agenda matches your own. I wonder if anyone is brave enough to break down the different types. I will try in a later post.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Cam Girl site?

When I joined Sex In the UK ( I thought, that this was the site for me. Most people had a proper picture of themselves, and very soon I was receiving invitations. It turned out that most of those invitations came from cam girls, who cruised the site with very, very enticing adverts.

There was one which I have kept on my MSN as she had the body of an angel. I've never got to meet her. But if there was a woman who oozed sexual appeal this was the woman. And she was working in cam!!! Oh, such a waste of a great body. She once had a semi naked picture on MSN which was very quickly removed as her womanly shape caused too many sexually explicit comments.

I later got burned with her as I arranged a date, dinner, bonking in a hotel room. Only catch was that I had to get a membership id from a cam site. Bad mistake, some £20 lighter, and the girl suddenly disappearing before I could confirm my date convinced me to quite SITUK.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

My first fledgling experiences of an extra marital affair

One day I'll work out why I go onto sex encounter sites. First I had the most weird ambition, which I have not really fulfilled as yet. I want to make love to a mature woman. When I say mature, I mean at least 60 years old. Don't really care about size, or even looks (unless they are really butt ugly, which is few and far between).

I also had a difficult marriage sexually, which I'll go through at some time in the future. But I was drawn to the sex sites first I tried Married but looking. I can't remember the URL, and if I did, I am not giving it out. It is without doubt a rip off site.

I then gravitated to fling UK. It has refreshed itself, but I never got one fling from it. I am sure that it worked for others but not for me. Sex in the UK was my next step. I'll give you a few stories from there.

But I was simply looking for someone other than my wife to explore sexually. A simple goal made difficult by bad sites. Anyway, upwards and onwards.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Men, you really don't wanna do that.....

You guys on Illicit Encounters ( are dangerous. The feedback I am gonna give you, you won't necessary get in those wonderful testimonials you see on the site. Not that this blog is about dissing the site. This is more about my adventures on the site, both good and bad. Some of my comments come directly from women whom I've spoken to.

I've spoken to more woman than I've been able to date, but even the rejections have been sweet, for the most part.

i love IE. And for the money I can't say I've been disappointed. and at 119 per month, you should expect to make a few contacts.

My blog will go back and forth, sideways and forwards as a way to catch up with my mini adventures. I hope you can join me and leave a comment or two.

Anyway I've digressed as I tend to do. You guys pay £119 per month for the privilege and act as if your on one Sex in The UK,( a clearly inferior product full of cam girls ready to fleece you at the first opportunity. One day, I'll tell you of my misadventures on this site.

Anyway, I was really surprised to learn that men leave dick shots on their hidden photos in IE. Now why? Of course women will want that dick in them AT SOME STAGE, but really guys, you've not even met them and you've told them all they need to know about you.

Women on IE want romance AND sex. Dick shots really do not work guys. Well, not until you get the goods so to speak....