Friday, January 29, 2010

When did you feel guilty?

I ask this question because unless your marriage is completely and irretrievably broken, at some point you must have a pang of guilt.

My own pang of guilt came literally after my first exaltant moan while coming inside my lover. After all my frustrations with my other half I just wished it was her in front of me.

I've now resolved that the time to stop would be either when I got bored or when those pangs of guilt became a constant companion. After all I don't want to hurt my other half.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Plenty of fish part II

I am always weary when a site claims that it is free. It envariably means that you can view content, but if you want to touch, you have to pay out. Not with POF. The sign up process was very easy, if a bit draconian. It would not let you move onto the next section without completing somethingr on the previous section.

It even insisted that it would not create you as a member until you'd unloaded a photo. I've since learnt that others do not have photos. Perhaps they uploaded and then removed it after their profile was created. The photos are loaded immediately and do not go through an "approval" process. Unusually, the site has a no nudity policy. Any dodgy photos will be taken down, and you risk being banned from the site.

So, how does the largest free dating site in England make money?  By using every spare place for adverts. There is no such typographical concept like white space. Every space is complete with a variety of other dating sites. Want to find an African Queen? Want to date a male over 40? Want to date someone rich? The adverts are there.

Next time I will give you my experience of posting my first messages. I can tell you that so far I have only recieved one email. But more on that later.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

So why plenty of fish? Prt I

OK, the easy answer is because its free. But you know I like to weave a little story. Well, last year I was contacted by Jane, a very nice sounding mature scottish woman. She wanted sex, and would even accept it in a car. She sounded like my type of girl.

Anyway, we tried to arrange some mutual dates and finally agreed to meet. We then decided to exchange photos so that we could recognise each other. Well, when I saw the photo, I knew it would never happen. She was a tran with her dangly bits removed !!! This was a bit too kinky for me, so I had to let her down very, very gently. After all she had my mobile phone number and I hadn't taken advice to have two phones, that would have aroused suspicion in the household.

Well, the other day, I received an email from her directing me to plenty of fish, so I decided to give it a go, in the interst of research you know. And no, its not a tranny site.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Two new followers.....

Hi everyone,

I have two new followers. One of them the delectable Karen Marley, who is very tasty (and probably out of my league), and Anton, who has his own blog, where he has more luck with the ladies than me. I won't link to his blog, the lucky fella, he can find his own publicity lol!!!

No, seriously, I've read it, and its good. I will be bigging up all the blogs I read to help spread the readership.

Anyway, talking of Karen Marley, she once wrote an article about what is your deal breaker? It was a very thought provoking article. Well, today, I had what can only be called a Deal Maker. I was contacted by a lovely lady who subsequently contacted me letting me known that I was not the only suitor for her affections.

Quite rightly, she asked me what I could tell her that would "clinch the deal". I won't go into details about what I said and as yet, I don't know if its clinched the deal or not. But do you have a deal maker, something about someone which says "OK, I'll go with that".

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Its raining

No sooner had I raised my frustration at the continued snow / ice snap then it starts to give us some glorious rain. I reaiise that for some in blighty, the rain itself won't necessarily be a release from the turbulent nsture of the weather.

Given the utter devastation that has befallen Haiti, my moans do appear churlish and petty. Its unfortunate that it takes such an event to cause us to reflect on life and some of our own minor discomforts. My heart goes out to the people of Haiti.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Bloody snow *7&&£4!!!

OK, we have it so infrequently in the South its a real novelty. But I have to say, after taking two hours to drive to work, the novelty has dried off. The scene is lovely. Real picture postcard. I wish that I could get out of my card and take photos, but no, I'm crawling and skidding behind every other mad driver because I decided today to drive rather than the underground followed by the overground.

What is strange is that my side road is like another world. On the main roads snow has melted. On my road, its been rock ice for a whole week. It took me two days before I could dig my car out, and that was in my own drive.

Snow, the novelty has worn off, go away.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Just joined plenty of fish

I've joined a "free" dating site called plenty of fish ( So far I'm iimpressed. Will give a full review in a future post. I can say its better than love is the bug.

Gumtree personal - goodbye and good riddance

So, Gumtree's Managing Director Suchi Mukherjee,has announced that after conducting a survey of Gumtree’s dating and casuals has found that is where users of the site are most dissatisfied. Unfortunately she declined to explain the nature of the dissatisfaction, so let me as a very dissatisfied customer shed some light on this.

I stumbled across Gumtree reading about some other women’s adventures. They simple placed an ad in said site, shifted through the responses, and their shagfest was set up for the weekend.

So, like them, I responded to a few casuals who seemed suitable hoping for the same results. The problem was that for every response I sent I was then assaulted with msn requests directing me to cam sites.

When it wasn’t a cam site it was a sex site where the women would inevitably come to you in that “hi hon (always hon, such a giveaway that they’re young and only after your money)why not sign up to x site to verify your age!!” do they actually think they’re talking to some pre-pubescence 13 year old?

In my brief time there I only found one person whom I thought was genuine. She was seeking a £100 credit squeeze shag. She could only do the deed between a certain time and it had to be done that week.

I’m not sad about Gumtree’s dating and casuals demise. In fact if we could throw in Love Is The Bug, it would be a great start to the year.

Friday, January 8, 2010

Getting all techie.

This blog has been written on my mobile blogging software. i've always wanted a means of updating my blog "on the go" so to speak.

unfortunately for my wife i'm a complete techie and if I had the money would probably purchase as many products as I could. I was recently describing a phone charger to her. it had a sleeky smooth Black body it looked and felt gorgeous. It simply felt great to have iin my company. And it didn't answer back!!

After that description women will probably understand why my wife looked totally puzzled and uninterested. To her it was a shiny black box with flashing lights. To me it was one sexy beast - but then I could have been talking about another woman - perhaps in technological terms I've just committed adultery.

Anyway, this post comes courtesy of my mobile software, so take a bow moblog which you can get from

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Being positive for the New Year

OK, last year was about my tales of woe and disappointments. I don't expect it to change, but I am told that a happier disposition of itself can assist in bringing results. You do understand that I don't write to people as some desperate dan. That won't do.

But I will go into things with a lot more confidence about what I can offer. After all, if I didn't think I had something to offer (sexual and otherwise), I wouldn't be trying.

Miserable, me? Nah.

To all of you embarking on an illicit encounter, good luck, and may your horniest dreams come true.