Friday, May 1, 2009

consumer testing of web sites...

OK, I was looking at the web for a sex site which catered for men who liked older women. I found www.ukquickies.com. The advert was clear about a 1 - 2 - 3 process, and that I would be cumming. What an absolute con. I found my "test" a 78 year old woman. I sent out a text message. Quick as a flash a reply came back to me.

I thought that's quick for a 70 year old.

The site claims that it doesn't do auto responses. Anyway, I get talking to someone, then a photo arrives. Its of a nice young girl. I quickly tell her she's not who I thought that I was talking to. Two separate photos arrive from the same conversation. At this point I hit the stop button and end the conversation.

if they are real, it seems that their role is to keep you texting as long as you can. At £2.00 for receiving a text you can see why. OK, I've learnt my lesson on that one.

Actually I didn't. I tested it again, and when I asked the person her age and she said 36, I said, OK, bye. No I don't wanna talk, I want to get a contact number and address, go round to you and for us to have a good fuck ~ not to waste my money on texts with women who I haven't asked to talk to in the first place.

Next test contact magazine. Wonder what my next £20 (about of charges likely on my bill) will bring for me.

48 comments:

Keith - London said...

Hey, don't knock ukquickies, I've met 4 women thru them in the last year or so. And at least they don't charge a monthly membership fee or nothing, so you get what you pay for.
No contgacts service is perfect and i've contacted a few duds (duds not Dudes at least), but i've also had some great times thru them too.

everybodysaysdont said...

I use ukquickies.com and I'm a woman - its great! :-)

Blog On The Land said...

Thanks for your comments. I used the text and as my article demontrated, for me it was a bit hit and miss as i went for one of the women who came up in my search.

Any comments on the contact magazine as I will be road testing that next month.

In the meantime, you might want to try My f-buddy http://my-fbuddy.co.uk/gt1/ I'll be reporting on my experience soon.

Anonymous said...

Les London,
I sent off for London contact magazine , took about 6 weeks for them to send me a slip of paper saying it was out of print and I will het a copy hot off the press.I wont hold my breath

Robin said...

I've used there contact mags on and off for years, my wife and I like to have a bit of fun every so often (usually around my birthday!) - They;re very reliable as far as I'm concerned. The mags are available in sex shops in Soho (don't knoe about other areas) if you don't want to order them by mail. The cost is 15 or 20 quid, can't remember

I've used the text service too, and have done ok from it, but as the site says - They don't allow hookers to advertise so the women are after a bit more than just 20 mins in the sack!

& I went once to a gangbang they organised. Good fun, but a bit seedy if you know what I mean. It's worth checking on their updates to see which gangbangs they're organising. they don't change for attending; which anyone would agree is fair.

Anonymous said...

I've tried to use it about 3 times now.
The first time I got no responses after 4 texts.

The second time I was chattin to an 18 year old, and she kept asking me questions, I answered and she'd ask me the same question again. Three sheets to the wind, and she wasn't interested in the type of sex she advertised, and the third I spent a whole £2 on a text talking about a model of a mobile phone.

I think it's automated to a degree, because if you stop contacting each other, they send a message claiming to be the other person to get the ball rolling again to see if you're still interested.
They have to poke you to get you spending more money.
Its a bit long winded.
The other thing I don't like is that it doesnt tell you what country the person is in. West midlands is a big area for example. You could spend days talking and then figure out that they live in North shropshire when you live in Buckinghamshire.

Anonymous said...

I used ukquickies this week, it was good although the woman was a bit rougher looking than her photos, she was a good lay - just the photos were a bit misleading as they were soft focus of her and maybe a bit old. Glad I had a condom tbh!

Anonymous said...

Hi, I have contacted 5 women on UKQuikies so far and have been very disappointed. The site looks promising but I have found all the woman I have spoken too just want to chat. When I ask them for a meet, even a coffee they just shy way. Not into that sort of thing been hurt before; I ahve to be so careful about my safety etc. It’s not a cheap site at £2.00 per message and then there’s the cost of photos.

Interested said...

Anybody got any good sexting sites that work then? Would be cool if you could do a post on the sites you recommend, too, other than Illicit Encounters?

Anonymous said...

DON'T BE NAIVE!

The 'women' are referred to as "personas". See their T&C.

The operator staff internally refer to the women as "robots" using a system called iTXT.

The staff are actors and may well not even be women!

They are encouraged to keep you texting as it is making a lot of money for the owner(s).

Other sites probably run the same as http://www.ukquickies.com are...
http://www.ukquicksex.com
http://www.adulttextcontacts.com
http://www.ladies2lay.co.uk

Anonymous said...

If you do a bit of searching on the net you will find that a large number of the photos on UKQuickies are from porn sites like Matures.nl and Matures.eu.
Check it out for yourself if you doubt it. UK Quickies are just taking your money off you.

Anonymous said...

I've always suspected UKQUICKIES to be a con. Some of the girls on there look like page three models.
And when you get in a conversation with one like asking her which part of the midlands she's from, she doesn't like to say.
I mean, you get them leaving a profile on a website saying "I'm horny and want sex now!!" but then when you get talking, 'now' means two weeks of pointless crap.
You're left thinking..."hmmm, you want sex right now, you're desperate, yet you've just spent the past two days talking to me about absolute shite, I could talk to my aunty about".
Sorry, but if someone wanted sex so badly as to advertise on a website for it, they'd push themselves abit harder to get some.

Anonymous said...

not tried contacting any yet tho have been tempted lol, did send off to join the "pool of photographers" the site supposedly likes to keep on tap to take good/new/better pics than the women (personas) may have but 42 1sr class stamps and two e-mails along i never got so much as a reply saying thx but no thx !!

Anonymous said...

I'm confused with UKQUICKIES. One minute it says
"These are fantasy role play sms connections only"

and they keep using the word "Personnas" which is an official term for someone acting a role, and the next it's telling you that if you meet someone, make sure it's safe sex,

"and do not give out more information than you feel happy to do. When contacting someone new - be safe."

and it gives details on how to send a photo of your self for the website .

I thinkI'll ignore this website. If they are genuine then I'm missing out, but sorry, you ain't getting my dosh

giorgio said...

I had a bad experienced indeed, I contacted a couple of women and first of all I noticed that sometime the person comment seemd disconnected by what I previously said but I didn't paid much attention to this at that time. What followed was that I had a certan long texing conversation with a certain Dorothy wich seemd more intented to have a long fobic texting relationship rather to came to the point to get out of the expensive golden cage of the sex network . Plus when I showed her my
discomfort on continuing to text she played a allusive sexy speach to keep going with the payment...
At that point I said to her(him?) that I believed she doesn't exhist at all and all was a sex phone scam and to stop to play that game with me.
Suddenly she disappear withouth replay at all.
I am thinking to report this to the autority
not just because the money but the way of abusing lonely people on their weekest intimacy.
14 September 2010

giorgio said...

I had a bad experienced indeed, I contacted a couple of women and first of all I noticed that sometime the person comment seemd disconnected by what I previously said but I didn't paid much attention to this at that time. What followed was that I had a certan long texing conversation with a certain Dorothy wich seemd more intented to have a long fobic texting relationship rather to came to the point to get out of the expensive golden cage of the sex network . Plus when I showed her my
discomfort on continuing to text she played a allusive sexy speach to keep going with the payment...
At that point I said to her(him?) that I believed she doesn't exhist at all and all was a sex phone scam and to stop to play that game with me.
Suddenly she disappear withouth replay at all.
I am thinking to report this to the autority
not just because the money but the way of abusing lonely people on their weekest intimacy.

Anonymous said...

GIORGIO, you can't take them to court. It's all clever wording and they have covered their own backs....You have to read the terms and conditions. It says in small print...

"This is an sms sex service and not a dating service, this sms service is for roleplay fantasy enjoyment only,"

"The word meet or any forms of that word is used throughout the website or adverts or contact magazines, in the sense of make "the acquaintance of in any form including text, obviously we cannot guarantee that you will meet anyone using our service any more than you could guarantee you may meet someone walking down the street tomorrow. All we do is put you in contact with a persona who wants to text you and get to know you better.. We're here to help you unlock the power of connecting with someone new. "

The guarentee is pretty much 100% certain . Wil you not meet anyone. Clever wording

It is clever how they do it. The terms and conditions are at the ver bottom of the page in small writing knowing that people will miss it but they word things to make it sound like you're gonna meet someone like when they say " If you meet someone new , practice safe sex" This is really a general statement. I could putit on any website. But because of the ciontext in which it's advertised, it makes you automatically think you'll meet someone new on here in person.

Anonymous said...

I have tried ukquickies 3 or 4 times. The site looks promising and allthough I'm not that needy or desperate I had high hopes of finding a like minded woman. All I ended up with was women who couldn't meet even for coffee and a large mobile phone bill. OK I understand that women have to be carefull these days, but why advertise yourself on a site like this if your not prepared to meet up. I often wonder why these types of sites don't operate some for of verification service then both men and women can prove themselves to be genuine.

Anonymous said...

To the guy above me, you won't ever of met her....she doesn't exsist. Read the terms and conditions, these are personnas only and text chat only. They dress it up in two ways.
They make it sound like your gonna meet someone and then target people knowing that they'll never meet the small print, but the samll print makes it clear that these are personnas.
Mixed messages is all your gonna get.

Anonymous said...

spatzpizano
I almost got taken in,then I read these blogs.Thanks to anonymous I won,t be conned out of money nor shall feel humiliated.I did have doubts about these sites & now know why. Thanks again anonymous!

Anonymous said...

I think alot of these so called date sites are the same.

I registered to about 5 different instant date sites. And all of them had the same people. It's basically one business divided up into several just with different names.
It's funny how on my Email i get alerts from all 5 different dating websites that someone has a private message for me, when I open them up, they're all the same person.

Internet dating is a con.

Anonymous said...

ukquickies is a con. avoid it. Its a scam to take your money.

Anonymous said...

A con using fakes profiles and actors to fleece you of your cash - Avoid!

Anonymous said...

Just nearly got caught out on the UKQuickies myself, took a few texts so cost me a few £ but then I ran the picture on the add / profile through "tineye.com" and up came multiple hits on porn sites.

Anonymous said...

I'm CEO of dating website IllicitEncounters.com. The URL and also name Illicit Encounters are our EU Trade Mark terms ((no. E8231862). Your use of the name for your blog contravenes our Trade Mark. Please desist immediately or we will have to take legal action against you which may also include a claim for damages.

Anonymous said...

But he's used the title 'MY' illicit encounters.Not illicit encounters.
It's a saying or phrase thats allowed to be used by anyone.

Thats like titling a blog saying 'My hatchback is crap' for example, and then a car website called 'My hatchback' complaining.

Anonymous said...

when you get a text ask to email instead...the texts stop coming
all a scam

Anonymous said...

To the guy above me..
Thats so true. I did that once, and she said she didn't have a computer and was a complete technophobe. Your 18, how can you not have a computer and How did you get on the website then?

Anonymous said...

One BIG scam took about 30 quid of credit off my phone.They even answered my texts before i had sent them off. Jessie was her name.

Anonymous said...

I spoke to one girl,I told her my name was Jim. Later when I realised she was very slow in getting down to it, I gave up and tried someone else. She sent me a message saying Hi Jim...thats funny I thought, I'd not even told her my name

Anonymous said...

Have twice tried UKQuicksex and bith time I was unable to meet all they want is to keep sending texts at £2 a time. IT IS A SCAM.
you will NEVER meet anyone

Anonymous said...

ive no idea if the person i was sharing text with was real or not.it was a case of lets get to know each other first and see how it goes.seems reasonable at first.the only real thing i found was a chuffing huge phone bill.talking over 100 pounds in 3 days.

Anonymous said...

UH, how stupid are you? Sure, a 20-year old blonde hottie is showing her tits, saying she loves to gobble cock and sure, she is just going to set a new speed record running out the door to have sex with an ugly, fat, sloppy, bald, forty-something MARRIED man whose best pick up line is "suck my cock baby"? If you guys believe this and are that stupid then sorry, but you all deserve to be screwed, just not like you hoped for!

George said...

i used ukquickies and it provided EXACTLY what i wanted. i thought it was a great service to be honest. Some you win, some you lose, but great all the same.

Anonymous said...

I've used ukquickies on & off for about 2 years with varying results. Sometimes I've spent loads and gotten nowhere with a woman, other times I've clicked really well wirh whoever im in touch with and we've met up after 1 or 2 days of texting back and forth. it seems good for older women and granny sex in my opinion. and i must admit i've done that thing of agreeing to fuck a nice loking woman & in return let her hubby suck my cock for a bit. I'm not gay, but it seems a fair exchange and would do it again via ukquickies when i've got that green mist over my eyes and just have to shag a woman.

captainsmyth said...

AFTER READING ALL THE COMMENTS I WAS DISAPP0INTED AS I HAD SEEN A LOVELY SEXY WOMAN FROM ESSEX WHO WAS 76 YEARS OF AGE &SEEMED GENUINE ENOUGH.CANT SEEM TO TRUST ANY OF THESE SITES FROM WHATS BEEN SAID,PITY.

Anonymous said...

If she was 76 years old, the shock of seeing you with your kit off might have killed her.

Sasquatch said...

Anonymous said...
UH, how stupid are you? Sure, a 20-year old blonde hottie is showing her tits, saying she loves to gobble cock and sure, she is just going to set a new speed record running out the door to have sex with an ugly, fat, sloppy, bald, forty-something MARRIED man whose best pick up line is "suck my cock baby"? If you guys believe this and are that stupid then sorry, but you all deserve to be screwed, just not like you hoped for!

August 3, 2011 2:31:00 PM PDT
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Thankyou for sharing your massive intellect with us

Anonymous said...

Wished I found this page before being ripped off yesterday, found a suitable profile and received generic messages which I stupidly replied ( 3 x £2 plus 25p x 3 ) then a photo request that got me for a further £8. Example: Do you live alone ? after telling her? 'live alone'.

Just checked the domain name belongs to John Brawers in Gerona, Spain. No replies from gmail address either.

Hey I'm just another sad loser.

John said...

I've used UKQ for a couple of years now and always found it good. Sometimes some replies do seem quite generic, some of the woman aren't too bright but there are some crackers and ive had really good 1on1 fun.

Anonymous said...

C'mon boys you get nought for ought as the yorkshire folk say . I was alm,ost taken in but I'm too long in the tooth . Don't you realize that this country is full of scam artists !!!!

George
Midlands !

Anonymous said...

Like others I have found to my expense that uk quickies is nothing but an expensive con.

Can anybody identify a genuine website that truly works for this kind of stuff?

Would love to know !

Anonymous said...

Tried using Uk Quickies but all that happenes was it cost £6.00 with no reply.
Same goes with MobContacts, just robots

Seriously, could someone recommend a sex dating for finding mature women that is legit? Man all i wanna do is just plough a fat milf...

Steven Matthews said...

I have used ukquickies quite a few times over the last 3 years, I've found it great and not a scam. I have met a few women off it including last night a really hot polish one who was a bit of a nympho!
I recommend it personally. (And I'm very proud of what I managed last night!!) :-)
(Hey and can you trust anonymous people on these sites?)

Anonymous said...

I found uk quickies a let down and a waste of money , There are definitely grannies out there who want sex with younger men met one in lakeside coffee shop once and she invited me back to her flat and within 15 minutes was in her knickers so it can be done .

Anonymous said...

Ooh what a lovely story i love older women who wear sexy underwear .

Anonymous said...

Uk quickies is definitely odd but I did meet a woman in her 60's who was basically gagging for sex with a younger man . Let's call her Barbara to save embarrassment and we arranged to meet in a London pub and when she walked in wearing a tight black dress I knew I had a chance of screwing her and she told me the site do encourage the girls to keep the texts going as they make more money that way ! But to be fair when we got back to her house and I felt her on the sofa I didn't care how much I'd paid especially when I could feel her suspenders , she took me upstairs and stripped then sucked my cock and asked me to put it inside her knickers , the sex was kinky and dirty and I loved it so the site works if you get the right lady .

Anonymous said...

Don't waste your money on ukquickies