Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Happy HNT

A few of my fellow bloggers have got into something called HNT, which apparently is about exposing parts of your body on a Thursday. So I thought that I'd get into some of that as well.

OK, not as sexy as Diary of a late starter, but an improvement on Anton's Who me? nipple job (sorry Anton).

Do you really want to see more of me? No, don't answer that one.....

IE profile: The fat, the large and the curvy, part II

First, I have to say that for me, fat / large / curvy doesn't mean ugly. I was trying to distinguish between curvy and fat for myself and perhaps make a comment on ugly, if that's relevant.. In order to do that I thought it would be fun for this discussion to focus on a few celebrities. All in an effort to show that a larger woman doesn't necessarily mean an ugly one.  I'd say that Fern Britton was fat, but not fat ugly. I could definitely seeing myself entering her from behind, doggy style, slow, hard, slow, slow, deep thrust (OK, boy stop now). Anyway, you get my drift.

Is Beth Ditto fat? No way? Its a real shame that she's a lesbian (in terms that she doesn't do men, I wish she did). I'd just love to do some serious missionary work with her. And of course our own Karen Marley (Life of a serial Mistress) who has a great curvy, sexy body with personality to boot.*

Personality goes a long way in making up deficiencies in societies definition of beauty. Dawn French doesn't do it for me sexually, but I suspect that she'd be a great person to know. But remember that when a IE profile states "I'm large but comely" it doesn't mean that they are large and ugly.

*NB Not speaking from personal experience I should add, regrettably.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

IE profiles: The fat, the large and the curvy....

One common phrase keeps coming up on IE from women and that is "If you don't like BBW / Large women / curvey etc move on" or words to that effect. It got me thinking.

The first issue that came to my head was, why did these women, who were by all accounts the average British size women feel the need to almost apologise or feel ashamed about their size. The seocnd issue is why are men not into such beauties.

Dawn French, in explaining her ex-marriage to Lenny Henry said that "Black men love large women" So, we were probably all wondering why he had a heavy fling with a slip of a woman (compared to Dawn, anyway).

The other more vexing question is what is large? When does large become fat, when does fat become ugly which appears to be the crux of the issue here? I'll leave these questions to part II of this blog.

A cautionary tale....

As you are probably aware I follow a number of blogs. The list can be seen to the right of  this page. Please read them, they are all good. Anyway, one of my fellow blogger's Diary of a late starter recounted the story of someone who clearly had too much time on their hands and made certain connections to her as a real person.

Well, while on IE I contact a certain person,who we shall call S. We went through the usual, exchanged message, swapped photos and we decided that we should get together. She had told me that a friend of the family had "discovered" her on the site and was giving her grief.

We didn't get to swap contact details as I had not contacted her for sometime. Then her profile was gone, vanished. Clearly something had gone tits up in her personal life. How the person discovered her I do not know, but as she wasn't from London and he clearly was from her area, you could guess that the first thing a man wants to do is fund someone close to home ~ obviously not as close as he discovered.

The cautionary tale is try and keep your real identity from any other physical link to your real self. Its not always easy, but for me, while I have an email address anyone here can contact me on, I do not use it as my main address, I don't link with Twitter and I don't connect my other interest with this blog.

For example none of you know that I.......

Just be careful out there.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Frustration creeps in....

While its sometimes fun to write about your own mishaps, at times it does get  a bit frustrating. I am of course talking about the fact that I have not had sex for so long I've forgotten what the last encounter was like. Is this my "reward" for wanting to change my situation? I can hear God booming out now "For your sins, your getting nothing"

I've not reported back on my IE experience yet, but I can say that the rejections are still coming my way!!

If only I can get  a woman to jump me and give me a good seeing to !!!

I wouldn't complain!!!

Sunday, April 4, 2010

My Russian contact...

No, not Abramovich coming to hand control of Chelski to me, but a really nice young woman (28) who wrote to me recently. She wanted to know more about me so I explained that I was a middle aged married Black guy.

She came back with the most gushing of emails (with some nice pics, fit girl as well) telling me about how she doesn't smoke, doesn't drink and is looking for marriage.

Shame she lived in Russia!!!!!

Anyway, I had to write back to confirm that I was married and wasn't really looking for a Russian Bride. Moral of this story. If you leave a dating site delete your account!!!

Friday, April 2, 2010

I love some of the profiles on IE

I've been scanning some of the profiles on IE from women. I really love the phrase "A man who is honest, doesn't tell lies and is not deceitful" Erm, you're on a site which promotes extra marital affairs and you want a honest man? Fail.