Its raining

No sooner had I raised my frustration at the continued snow / ice snap then it starts to give us some glorious rain. I reaiise that for some in blighty, the rain itself won't necessarily be a release from the turbulent nsture of the weather.

Given the utter devastation that has befallen Haiti, my moans do appear churlish and petty. Its unfortunate that it takes such an event to cause us to reflect on life and some of our own minor discomforts. My heart goes out to the people of Haiti.

Bloody snow *7&&£4!!!

OK, we have it so infrequently in the South its a real novelty. But I have to say, after taking two hours to drive to work, the novelty has dried off. The scene is lovely. Real picture postcard. I wish that I could get out of my card and take photos, but no, I'm crawling and skidding behind every other mad driver because I decided today to drive rather than the underground followed by the overground.

What is strange is that my side road is like another world. On the main roads snow has melted. On my road, its been rock ice for a whole week. It took me two days before I could dig my car out, and that was in my own drive.

Snow, the novelty has worn off, go away.

Just joined plenty of fish

I've joined a "free" dating site called plenty of fish (www.pof.com). So far I'm iimpressed. Will give a full review in a future post. I can say its better than love is the bug.

Gumtree personal - goodbye and good riddance

So, Gumtree's Managing Director Suchi Mukherjee,has announced that after conducting a survey of Gumtree’s dating and casuals has found that is where users of the site are most dissatisfied. Unfortunately she declined to explain the nature of the dissatisfaction, so let me as a very dissatisfied customer shed some light on this.

I stumbled across Gumtree reading about some other women’s adventures. They simple placed an ad in said site, shifted through the responses, and their shagfest was set up for the weekend.

So, like them, I responded to a few casuals who seemed suitable hoping for the same results. The problem was that for every response I sent I was then assaulted with msn requests directing me to cam sites.

When it wasn’t a cam site it was a sex site where the women would inevitably come to you in that “hi hon (always hon, such a giveaway that they’re young and only after your money)why not sign up to x site to verify your age!!” do they actually think they’re talking to some pre-pubescence 13 year old?

In my brief time there I only found one person whom I thought was genuine. She was seeking a £100 credit squeeze shag. She could only do the deed between a certain time and it had to be done that week.

I’m not sad about Gumtree’s dating and casuals demise. In fact if we could throw in Love Is The Bug, it would be a great start to the year.

Getting all techie.

This blog has been written on my mobile blogging software. i've always wanted a means of updating my blog "on the go" so to speak.

unfortunately for my wife i'm a complete techie and if I had the money would probably purchase as many products as I could. I was recently describing a phone charger to her. it had a sleeky smooth Black body it looked and felt gorgeous. It simply felt great to have iin my company. And it didn't answer back!!

After that description women will probably understand why my wife looked totally puzzled and uninterested. To her it was a shiny black box with flashing lights. To me it was one sexy beast - but then I could have been talking about another woman - perhaps in technological terms I've just committed adultery.

Anyway, this post comes courtesy of my mobile software, so take a bow moblog which you can get from www.sampath.wordpress.com/moblog.

Being positive for the New Year

OK, last year was about my tales of woe and disappointments. I don't expect it to change, but I am told that a happier disposition of itself can assist in bringing results. You do understand that I don't write to people as some desperate dan. That won't do.

But I will go into things with a lot more confidence about what I can offer. After all, if I didn't think I had something to offer (sexual and otherwise), I wouldn't be trying.

Miserable, me? Nah.

To all of you embarking on an illicit encounter, good luck, and may your horniest dreams come true.

I've never liked monopolies. Since I took my economics degree, and even before my involvement in politics, I've found that monopolies are one of the great abusers of humanity. Well, a company called "White Label Marketing" is becoming all things to all people.

It is essentially a dating marketing tool which caters for a number of niche dating markets. Want a granny? White label Dating! Want a Married Affair? White Label Dating!!! Want a fuck buddy? White Label Dating, of course.

I honestly wouldn't worry about it, except all of these various sites share the same database!! You can't join all of them at once, because they are a franchise. You join the niche your interesed in. If you want to contact someone, they need to have joined the same site as you, even if you could see them on another site. Clever move, vert clever, if not a bit dishonest.

If you do go on another site, look for the White Label sign. Just look at the bottom of the site to see who owns it. And if you leave, delete your profile as this will take it off all of their sites. Or at least should do?