Being positive for the New Year

OK, last year was about my tales of woe and disappointments. I don't expect it to change, but I am told that a happier disposition of itself can assist in bringing results. You do understand that I don't write to people as some desperate dan. That won't do.

But I will go into things with a lot more confidence about what I can offer. After all, if I didn't think I had something to offer (sexual and otherwise), I wouldn't be trying.

Miserable, me? Nah.

To all of you embarking on an illicit encounter, good luck, and may your horniest dreams come true.

I've never liked monopolies. Since I took my economics degree, and even before my involvement in politics, I've found that monopolies are one of the great abusers of humanity. Well, a company called "White Label Marketing" is becoming all things to all people.

It is essentially a dating marketing tool which caters for a number of niche dating markets. Want a granny? White label Dating! Want a Married Affair? White Label Dating!!! Want a fuck buddy? White Label Dating, of course.

I honestly wouldn't worry about it, except all of these various sites share the same database!! You can't join all of them at once, because they are a franchise. You join the niche your interesed in. If you want to contact someone, they need to have joined the same site as you, even if you could see them on another site. Clever move, vert clever, if not a bit dishonest.

If you do go on another site, look for the White Label sign. Just look at the bottom of the site to see who owns it. And if you leave, delete your profile as this will take it off all of their sites. Or at least should do?

Jinxed II

And so it came to past. Once more onto the breech of a non date. I am quite clearly the nearly man. Let me explain. Again.

I was in correspondence with a few potential women. Now before I’m labelled a serial dater, you never expect to catch or keep all the fish that you harvest.

So, a few women showed promise then moved on, presumably having found someone else to have fun with. It’s clear that women also “play the field”. anyway I digress.

A long forgotten contact suddenly got in touch. The email system from the site was playing up and she thought that nobody was interested. Anyway when it was fixed she contacted me immediately.

OK, she said, lets cut to the chase and fix a date. Date was duly fixed and then, that similar sound of silence. No email, no wink, nothing. Another time waster.

She then pops up in the diary saying she has to leave the site for some unspecified reason. Bah humbug!! never saw that one coming. She only had to wait a week and we could have been curled up under the duvet of an ibis hotel.

Does my face say “hit me baby one more time” on it?

Jinxed or what?

OK, after a fuck fest famine, I got a bit greedy. Not having actually met anyone yet from www.maritalaffair.co.uk, I had the opportunity to meet two in one week!!!

Well, you know it would go all Pete Tong, didn't you. Yes, it's me we're talking about.

OK, potential date No1 emails me via the site and says she's taking two days off. Two days, well, I'm not going to say no. So I duly book my day off and confirm that I am ready and available.

Not a sausage from her. Not a single, solitary word. I'm at home, on my lonesome, no company, nothing, just the memory of a woman who I've been in contact with for a few weeks (it was not an out of the blue request) who basically turned out to be a time waster. Doh!!!

The second one I had contacted her, and we had exchanged a few messages. She then sets a date for our meet. It was going to be a Friday, I'd already lined up my excuses to be late home.

She even gave me her email address. As it was a few weeks away, I waited a few days then I emailed her. She wanted to take things off site. No response. I emailed again. No response.

I left a message at the site, well, I did need an address, I couldn't exactly guess it could I?

Well, no contact to me either means that my messages are ending up in the junk box and she doesn't do a regular junk box check, or she's changed her mind. I am going for change of mind.

And guess what, a few days before the event, I get a message. Son is ill. Can't contact for a couple of weeks. Not a sound. Silence is deafening.

She may have been telling the truth, I have no way of knowing, but I do judge people by their actions, and if someone ways, "let's take this offside" then disappears for two weeks, its a loud as you can hear it "fuck you" message.

Why oh, why, oh why do I get these time wasters.

Have I forgotten to take the "take the piss out of me" sticker off my back?

Love is the bug (consumer testing, part 1)...

Oh dear. Joined this site on recommendation. It trumpeted its freeness. You can get many things for free that on many sites you'd have to pay for. First impressions?

When a horrible bug nag screen came across my profile even before I could finish it (there was no close button to complete the profile) I knew that I wasn't going to like this site.

When you log on again, once again that bloody nag screen.

OK, I'm a hardly person, press on. OK, decided to search. As a free site it must be teeming with eager things ready to meet others for friendship. love and some heavy duty bonking.

My London search yielded only 5 women who had been on the site within the last month. 5 women. Even my UK wide search yielded very few people who have visited the site.

I'd really like to know what is going on??? Anyone else's experience. Anyway, that's a first expression and I've been able to email someone without being charged a penny.

Will visit again soon, but don't really hold out much hope of catching any fish.

I don't want to tempt fate but my famine may be over soon.

On being contacted...

On the website that I am currently on, I think I’ve begun to work out what is happening. When you log on as a new person, the first thing that you do is find other suitable candidates. So, as I have a picture, it is highly likely that I will be one of the first port of call for some women. Many email me with a variation of “You wanna fuck me”. Well, my answer is normally yyyyeeeesss, gerrin there!!! Then I hear nothing from them for ages, and then an email which strongly suggests that they have not bothered to read my email response to their suggetion arrives. Its really annoying.

I find that women, who come with the “wanna fuck"line, are usually testing a number of potential mates, and I am just one of many in line. I’ve never had a liaison with someone who comes on with a “wanna fuck me" message, so I’m less inclined to engage with their games, after all I know I have written to loads of women, and I am just waiting for one to bite. I also find that women with photos are more committed and more lilkey to respond to an email. I’ve never had an email response from someone who has not shown their picture. To me, unless you have some type of picture (and it does not have to be a face, tits or pussy shot) I will not bother to contact them.

Whoops.....

On another blog, the writer told about how she was nearly caught out when her hubby stumbled upon her hotmail account, with, well, a lot of very hot males!!!

She was able to blag her way out of being discovered as an adulterous. No such luck for some of the women on a forum which I frequent.

The first one contacted within a few days of becoming a member. She clearly wanted to meet me, unfortunately, her husband found out, and I suspect that she will be in the dog house for some months, so, no pussy for me.

Then I went to the diary which they used for members to report on their exploits. Member no 2 tells everyone her Husband has discovered her antics and has quite understandably gone ape shit.

The third one, well, she was only on the site because her husband cheated on her!!! Well, he found out, but you then had the site of a beautiful woman baring her bum and pussy, and words in big bold letters beneath her GO AND FUCK SOMEONE ELSE'S WIFE YOU SAD BASTARDS. YOUR NOT HAVING MINE!!!

As they use to say on Hill Street Blues. Be careful out there.