Whoops.....

On another blog, the writer told about how she was nearly caught out when her hubby stumbled upon her hotmail account, with, well, a lot of very hot males!!!

She was able to blag her way out of being discovered as an adulterous. No such luck for some of the women on a forum which I frequent.

The first one contacted within a few days of becoming a member. She clearly wanted to meet me, unfortunately, her husband found out, and I suspect that she will be in the dog house for some months, so, no pussy for me.

Then I went to the diary which they used for members to report on their exploits. Member no 2 tells everyone her Husband has discovered her antics and has quite understandably gone ape shit.

The third one, well, she was only on the site because her husband cheated on her!!! Well, he found out, but you then had the site of a beautiful woman baring her bum and pussy, and words in big bold letters beneath her GO AND FUCK SOMEONE ELSE'S WIFE YOU SAD BASTARDS. YOUR NOT HAVING MINE!!!

As they use to say on Hill Street Blues. Be careful out there.

So, i'm a magnet for new boyfriends....

Just to let you know I was contacted by another previous IE liaison. She was someone who had totally worn me out in bed. She was a monster. I've had few women who were like her. I've had to pump her really hard, get my finger deep inside her cunt and for good measure, lick her out just to get her really wet.

Once I managed to get her to cum within the hour, she had multiple orgasms, I think 8 on average. But it was her who managed it, and when she wanted me to cum, she'd just push hard, and no matter what I did, I came and jerked her off with force.

I loved it.

Anyway, she's now found her soul mate (which I thought was me). Anyway, they're moving in together (and her five children). I am happy for her, but that's now the second IE contact who has found love after being with me.

Perhaps I'm in the wrong business.

Catch up..

So that even I don't go mad, let me recap where I am with the various ladies not in my life. Well, C has not contacted me since we had two hours of non stop sex minutes after meeting. I hope that she's getting some as her body deserves a seeing to every day.

Shame she lives over 100 miles from London.

B, the one with the abusive husband has finally taken my advice and moved out with her daugther, hopefully never to return. We've still not met. I have been supportive, but I doubt we'll ever meet as lovers.

My bounce backability Church "lover" (we've not had sex yet) has come into and out of my life. Oh, god why do church goers want to have illicit sex when it goes against their religion, and then complain that they want it, but god forbids them from having it.

I hope my time will come soon. She has at last got a vibrator, when beforehand (I had advised her to get one) it was taboo. One day, on our "off" days she texted me. I had some important assignment to complete and she informed me when we were on again that she was ready, really ready for me to entertain her sexually. Drat!!!!

So, there we have it, no lover, no sex.

In terms of IE, I was contacted after my membership was over. I tried via winks to contact her, but for some reason she didn't bother to read my previous email, which would have given her my email address.

Shame, she has now gone hidden profile.

Almost makes you wanna cry.

Women time wasters....

I never really thought about women wasting men's time. I don't mean setting up a meeting and nt turning up, that happens. On Fuck Buddy, I was contacted by plenty of women. The warning signs I've come to learn is when they say "tell me what you'll do to me in bed".

Well, I know its a fuck site, but please, what about the female refrain about treating someone like a person? With a site with more men that women, they must be getting more seriously horny stories to assist them with working that vibrator.

Fuck buddy comsumer test over...

Long time since I've posted on my blog. The main reason is that my consumer testing with fuck buddy ran a lot longer than anticipated, due to their one month free offer. Both the men and woman, from what I can read on the diary page seem to nothing more than wankers and ball rubbers.

The diary is a useful page to find potential fuck buddies, and some were clearly very pleased. Its a shame that men could only read the women's and vice versa. It really would have been useful to read both men and women's post.

The jist seems to be that men like asking for pictures, arranging meetings and not turning up. When they do turn up, they act like pricks. Some are even good lovers, but don't bother ask for a return.

The women seem to ask for sexy stories (lots of them), and because their are more women than men (not like IE), they can play the field. Its amazing how many women forget that they had already spoken to me. When I warned them that I was leaving and not returning, even when they claimed that they were "eager" it really didn't register.

How can so many women get off on reading men sending them descriptions of what the men would like to do with them.

I had one woman from Gainsborough. Lovely place, but 140 miles away. So this lovely women writes to me and says "Hey, send me a sexy story and I might let you fuck me" One Hundred and Forty Miles. Are you that fucking good in bed that I would want to travel that far? Am I that desperate that I would want to travel that far.

No disrespect to her, but I have seen the women in Gainsborough, and One Hundred and Forty Miles is a wasted journey. How many different men did she ask this question so that she could "wank" herself off?

...and no, I have not had a fuck from it as yet. IE, which I have not rejoined as yet, is still the site for men in my position. What a waste of a few months.

Next post will catch you up with where I am with my various IE contacts.

Been very busy...

But not in the bedroom unfortunately. Not sure where I am at present. The bottom line is that I still aint getting some. I'll update you on my complete failure to score soon.

That little blue pill..

Have any of you tried that little blue pill to enhance your sex life? I have twice now. The first time I tried it, I took it half an hour before sex. Bad decision. The sex was great, it worked, but the circumstances were difficult.

It was the second time I had sex with this particular person, and we were getting into a getting to know you sex. While I had made her come a number of times, and she was up for sex, her clit was not ready and she kept it gripped on my member.

So we were in a situation where she wouldn't let me penetrate her, but wanted me to penetrate her, perplexing to say the least!!!

Anyway, it took some really big thrusts to enter her, and by then I became so excited that when she did match my thrust I was beginning to start my come. I called out to her "stop", but that seemed to be an invitation for her to continue. She thrust harder baring down on me.

I had no chance. I had to come. It was a good come, but after an hour and a half I expected the blue pill to help me last longer.

Some people can perform after 14 minutes of taking the pill, but for me, I really needed more than a hour. This is what I did the second time. I even only took half the pill. Boy, did it work!!!

Two hours of thrusting, deep and slow whereas I would only previously managed an hour. I could have gone on for hours and still remained stiff. And the recipient was more than grateful.

I love the blue pill, but is it enhancement or cheating?