Not posted for some time..

Hi everyone,

No, I've not posted for sometime. After my none sexual liaison with yet another time waster, I just got pissed off and decided that blogging about my misery just simply made me miserable. I don't even have any self effacing stories to share which made it even worst.

Anyway, I've now seen quite a few messages from IE during the world cup. The total count, including those wonderful mails from Sarah of IE totaled 30. So, taking the posts away from Sarah, the world cup has drawn some 20 odd women to me. Oh, yes, sex at last.

I signed up and went through them. Now I have to say that I recently had my own introductory message re-evaluated (thank you mystery person). And while football has driven women to write some very risky messages, it is clear from the non personalisation that the messages could have gone to too many males to mention. I can see how women can spot a faker quite easily.

I've responded to all of them, and so far, the best I've got is an invitation to go to Denmark on the basis of meeting a very horny secretary!!!! Denmark, lovely place, good footballers, but erm, I'm a married man and there is no way I can swing any excuse for going to Denmark for a weekend without demands to bring the family along.

I've now got extended membership until September, so you never know. God, was that another misery post, self effacing?

Can't break the habit me.

OK, sexual fantasies,,,,

One of my followers once posted about sexual toys. I've never used them and don't really fantasise about them, but I have been doing some thinking.

You know, as you can't see me I can tell you;

I'd really love a woman to put a strap on (a small one please) and fuck me up my arse. Don't ask me why, well, you could, but its probably that I'd experienced some finger anal and would like to take it further, so to speak. :-)

And, I'd like to film myself and another person making love. Obviously, it wouldn't see the light of day, only between us. Don't want it on one of those sex sites.

Any other additions from my followers?

OK, I admit it...

I'm not getting anything at the moment, but football now dominates my pass time.

There are some silver linings to not having a regular sex session.

Would be nice if the games are better....might get me thinking about sex again :-)

Another time waster...

Sorry I have no posted for sometime. No doubt your active imagination has seen me rolling about in the bedroom with my new play mate as she rides me cowboy style and comes yet again.

how I wish that was true.

It has turned out that she was not really ready for what she thought that she wanted, so I was led up the garden path.

I will post more details soon, but suffice to say, yet again I find myself without a friend and lover.

My mature meeting...

Well, you all thought that I wouldn't tell didn't you? Well we met and got off to a bad start as I was late. Being a taxi for my little one does have its downside. First we were going to meet in a pub, but eventually met in Starbucks.

She is a genuinely nice person, if more visibly insecure than many. We talked like we'd known each other for ages. As her body language began to open up, I took the opportunity to lightly touch her, not intimately but playfully. She reciprocated with those women punches which can sometimes hurt.

As were were talking she moved her face to me and kissed me in public. I stood back and bit shocked, then she did it again!!! She has the softest lips I've felt for sometime.

When we broke up, she insisted on getting a bus back. I knew that she would accept a lift from me, but we have already agreed that we wouldn't be visiting her place. This seems to be a downfall in previous meets. No doubt she got sex, but it would appear that one offs are by their nature indifferent. But she's getting some!!!!

As we walked to the car our bodies constantly meet in unison. Anyway, we get in my car. And naturally we soon lock lips. At this point she doesn't care that its in public. We hug, and she gently (at my urging) caresses my throbbing member. Her breasts may have gone South (her words), but they are very sweet as I caresses them.

We part and believe it or not, we are still texting each other like teenagers.

My mature liaision...

We had arranged to meet on the Monday after bank holiday. As normal, I texted to confirm the meet only to be told that a friend was ill and she couldn't make the meet. At the time it sounded like a rouse. As it turned out later, it was true. She emailed me again outlining her concerns about our age difference and my motive in wishing to date her.

If we were to meet and get down and dirty, this would have to be the most profound reply that I've made to an email. My most immediate sex life depended upon a successful response. How bloody stressful was that !!!

I started by pointing out that I was more concerned with personality than looks or age. I relayed an experience which was similar to her when I was approached by a 27 year old. I then re-iterated that I wasn't after a one night stand, but a regular session, with outings / meals thrown in.

Did it work. I had to wait until the evening as the day was taken up with DIY.

When I came to read my email it had done the trick. My carefully crafted bit of wordsmith had done its magic. Well done my boy. I had said enough through my email and she appreciated my honesty and openness and wanted to meet. It was clear from our continued texts that she had been hurt badly in the past. Boy, we were texting like two love sick teenagers. She told me that sex with her husband lasted for no more than 10 years of the 34 year marriage. I also discovered that like Diary of a late starter, she went onto IE to make up for lost time.

It was clear that she had been hurt or disappointed by her experience. A younger man she dated had obviously treated her bad. Her last lover was a 65 year old man. Asked about the sexual experience she simply said it was "OK".

We have now set a date for Friday 7th May. In our texting she was astonished when I suggested ideas for going out together. She had expected that I would turn up, expect to fuck her and never see her again !!! While I wouldn't turn down sex on a first date, if we hadn't pre-planned it, it was clear that there were some issues she had not worked through with her relationship with men.

This became more apparent when I joked about looking over the local talent, and roping her print in on a three in the bed session It was a joke, but she completely took it the wrong way, the very green eyed monster came out in the text "I don't share". At this point it looked like we wouldn't meet. Nothing I could say would placate her.

It was time to act.

I texted her and we spoke for quite some while. I get the impression that we could have spoken all day if need be. It re-assured her and confirmed in my mind that we would get along quite well. We continued our texting, but I was now getting tired, so I am now in bed watching the start of the election count.

We meet tomorrow, I simply can't wait.

My very mature liaison, part 1...

Sometimes, you have a fantasy which you have to try and make real. Mine is the idea of making love to a mature women. Well, I maybe in with a chance thanks to IE. It started sometime ago when I saw this profile of a women, let's call her P. She was a retired woman, and I mean at the retirement age for men.

When I first emailed her she simply ignored me. That was about a year ago. When I logged back onto IE I saw the same profile again. IE has a new wonderful feature (common on many sites) where you can see who viewed your profile. I first of all started by viewing her profile, not sending any messages. I just pondered, "Was it worth it", "Would she respond?". I then found she reciprocated the viewing. This went on and then I found she was viewing my profile even when I didn't view hers.

It was time to strike.

I sent her a message, not expecting anything back. I then got a message back. She was wondering why someone so young would want her.  But she was intrigued. I politely wrote back to her and she indicated that the age difference was a real problem for her.

What was so funny is that she never once indicated that she wasn't interested in a sexual relationship. She did note that she didn't want to be in a situation where someone came round her house for a few hours, fucked her and then went. So, her other concern was that I would take her out for a meal or a drink.

Our messages flowed back and forth,her being intrigued, but not wanting to take the next step. P finally wrote to me saying that she was with a gentleman friend. A rouse as it turned out, but as always, politeness never fails. I wrote back, wishing her the best and just saying "...well, if your intrigued"

She was very curious about why I would want a woman much older than myself, but curiosity had got the better of her and we agreed to a meeting, which I will tell you about in my next blog.

Gone....

I've now deleted my profiles on Love is the Bug and Plenty of Fish.

Rank sites both of them.

Won't lose any sleep with them out of my life.

I'm just sharing the love.

Have a good bank holiday.

Happy HNT

A few of my fellow bloggers have got into something called HNT, which apparently is about exposing parts of your body on a Thursday. So I thought that I'd get into some of that as well.

OK, not as sexy as Diary of a late starter, but an improvement on Anton's Who me? nipple job (sorry Anton).

Do you really want to see more of me? No, don't answer that one.....

IE profile: The fat, the large and the curvy, part II

First, I have to say that for me, fat / large / curvy doesn't mean ugly. I was trying to distinguish between curvy and fat for myself and perhaps make a comment on ugly, if that's relevant.. In order to do that I thought it would be fun for this discussion to focus on a few celebrities. All in an effort to show that a larger woman doesn't necessarily mean an ugly one.  I'd say that Fern Britton was fat, but not fat ugly. I could definitely seeing myself entering her from behind, doggy style, slow, hard, slow, slow, deep thrust (OK, boy stop now). Anyway, you get my drift.

Is Beth Ditto fat? No way? Its a real shame that she's a lesbian (in terms that she doesn't do men, I wish she did). I'd just love to do some serious missionary work with her. And of course our own Karen Marley (Life of a serial Mistress) who has a great curvy, sexy body with personality to boot.*

Personality goes a long way in making up deficiencies in societies definition of beauty. Dawn French doesn't do it for me sexually, but I suspect that she'd be a great person to know. But remember that when a IE profile states "I'm large but comely" it doesn't mean that they are large and ugly.

*NB Not speaking from personal experience I should add, regrettably.

IE profiles: The fat, the large and the curvy....

One common phrase keeps coming up on IE from women and that is "If you don't like BBW / Large women / curvey etc move on" or words to that effect. It got me thinking.

The first issue that came to my head was, why did these women, who were by all accounts the average British size women feel the need to almost apologise or feel ashamed about their size. The seocnd issue is why are men not into such beauties.

Dawn French, in explaining her ex-marriage to Lenny Henry said that "Black men love large women" So, we were probably all wondering why he had a heavy fling with a slip of a woman (compared to Dawn, anyway).

The other more vexing question is what is large? When does large become fat, when does fat become ugly which appears to be the crux of the issue here? I'll leave these questions to part II of this blog.

A cautionary tale....

As you are probably aware I follow a number of blogs. The list can be seen to the right of  this page. Please read them, they are all good. Anyway, one of my fellow blogger's Diary of a late starter recounted the story of someone who clearly had too much time on their hands and made certain connections to her as a real person.

Well, while on IE I contact a certain person,who we shall call S. We went through the usual, exchanged message, swapped photos and we decided that we should get together. She had told me that a friend of the family had "discovered" her on the site and was giving her grief.

We didn't get to swap contact details as I had not contacted her for sometime. Then her profile was gone, vanished. Clearly something had gone tits up in her personal life. How the person discovered her I do not know, but as she wasn't from London and he clearly was from her area, you could guess that the first thing a man wants to do is fund someone close to home ~ obviously not as close as he discovered.

The cautionary tale is try and keep your real identity from any other physical link to your real self. Its not always easy, but for me, while I have an email address anyone here can contact me on, I do not use it as my main address, I don't link with Twitter and I don't connect my other interest with this blog.

For example none of you know that I.......

Just be careful out there.

Frustration creeps in....

While its sometimes fun to write about your own mishaps, at times it does get  a bit frustrating. I am of course talking about the fact that I have not had sex for so long I've forgotten what the last encounter was like. Is this my "reward" for wanting to change my situation? I can hear God booming out now "For your sins, your getting nothing"

I've not reported back on my IE experience yet, but I can say that the rejections are still coming my way!!

If only I can get  a woman to jump me and give me a good seeing to !!!

I wouldn't complain!!!

My Russian contact...

No, not Abramovich coming to hand control of Chelski to me, but a really nice young woman (28) who wrote to me recently. She wanted to know more about me so I explained that I was a middle aged married Black guy.

She came back with the most gushing of emails (with some nice pics, fit girl as well) telling me about how she doesn't smoke, doesn't drink and is looking for marriage.

Shame she lived in Russia!!!!!

Anyway, I had to write back to confirm that I was married and wasn't really looking for a Russian Bride. Moral of this story. If you leave a dating site delete your account!!!

I love some of the profiles on IE

I've been scanning some of the profiles on IE from women. I really love the phrase "A man who is honest, doesn't tell lies and is not deceitful" Erm, you're on a site which promotes extra marital affairs and you want a honest man? Fail.

Warning: Marriage Personals by Bone Fish is a rip off site

I have recently encountered a website which I would call a rip off and fraud. It had the intriguing title of "Married Personals" http://11934.dating-central.net/Member/Landing/Index.asp. So, I visited it, and joined.

After a while I received a "wanna fuck" email. I emailed them back (very) eager to take up their offer. No response. Received another "wanna fuck" email and again the same thing happened. This happend on at least four other ocassions. All the people I wrote to never responded.

I began to smell a fish and immediately cancelled my membership. I wrote to do this, but they decided to double charge me. Two very unsuccessful emails later to obtain a refund and they simply did not respond.

If you see BONE FISH LTD on any web site, please, please, please, avoid like the plague. I honestly do not believe that women are on that site and they only exist to take money off guillable people.

Don't be one of them. Oh, and if they do want to sue me, they can pay back my £14.99 they ripped off me without reason. Websites like this exist on trust. They've broken that trust.

PS. I'm back and will be blogging a bit more.

What is a time waster?

I've been on numerous dating sites now and one of the most consistent and umoform complaint from both men and women is that the site is full of time wasters. OK so what is a time waster?

For what its worth I think that a timewaster, both men and women are:

1. Those who make dates and don't turn up or offer an explanation or apology
2. Those who are only interested in titilating stories or pussy and cock shots
3. Those people who claim that they're up for when reallly they are not.
4. Those not going into affairs or encounters not realising that everyone except the absolute loner (whether attached or not) will feel guilty at some point. They may want to bail out at the most inappropriate moment.
5. People who lead someone on as to the type of relationship they really want.
6. People who post false profiles or images of themselves
7. People who make all kinds of excuses not to meet face to face, even after a long series of text's or emails

OK, that's my starter, any advance on this?

Sorry folks....

I haven't updated my blog for some time. Its more related to work, its a real killer. There is a saying that you work to live, not live to work. At the moment I feel like I'm living to work!! If I had an affair at the moment, I'd be so shagged out from work, my performance would suffer.

It will be over soon, and I'll start to post soon.

...and a good nights sleep!!!!

So, sorry folks.

Busted!!!!

No, not what you think. I had a new follower named webdater. He is doing similar to me, in that he goes to dating sites and then joints and reports on his experience. Well he mentioned one site called smooch. So, as you would when you hear a good report you join.

Well, after a few days I receive this email;

Dear Tigerlight,

Your account with Smooch.com has been removed. This is because your profile indicated that you were looking for swinging, a threesome, an extra-marital relationship or to be dishonest or unfaithful to a partner. We do not allow the above mentioned activity through our site, though there are other sites available that may better suit your requirements.

Please note that you are now forbidden to rejoin the site and if you do, or you attempt to access the site through any other account, we reserve the right to remove that account without notice and without refunding any further fees paid for credits, in accordance with our Terms and Conditions regarding banned members.

Yours sincerely,
Smooch.com Customer Services

OK,. silly me, I should have read the rules before joining. All you married people, you've been warned. I could have blamed webdater for not checking out that angle, but you win some and lose some, and anyway, why would I want to be a member of a site that didn't want my lovely persona. Their lose, tah!!

Plenty o' Fish Part II..

OK, folks I said that I would update you on my expereince on Plenty of Fish. Well I did my first 10 test emails. The emails went off with no problem or nag screen. I did see the advert to "upgrade" a word I view with dred. OK, on a free site could they really want me to pay? Well yeah!! After going through a series of personality based questions which must have taken ages, I got a monthly charge rate to upgrade. Mind you it would improve my chances by 230%.  I turned down the offer and moved away as fast as my keyboard would take me.

One of the great things about the site is the dating categories. Long term, frineds, activty partner (backgammon, not what you lot are thinking), and of course Intimate Encounters. When you send an email you can block certain people from sending you mail. So if you don't want to receive emails from married people you can go into settings and block them from sending emails. Smart.

I decided to check my sent emails. Low and behold another useful feature. It shows you whether someone has read your email or not. My esteem came crushing down as more than 50% of those whom I sent emails to deleted the emails without even reading them. Grrrr. Horrid people. The others read it and just didn't respond.

I've now got two emails. Both for singles parties. I took the delete option.

Since I've not had a response, I've decided that this site is not really for me, but don't let my experience put you off. After all its a large site, you probably need to search quite a bit. There are plenty of people who have actually logged on as opposed to sites like love is a Bug where people have not logged onto the site for months.